A breastbone walks into a doctors office. "Why the severe expression?" asks the physician. "I can't help it," the breastbone says, "I'm always sternum." Okay, okay, now that we've got you warmed up, it's time to give these delightfully whimsical earrings a 'crack'. These adorable baubles might harken back to your days spent singing about the neckbone being connected to the backbone, but when you wear these textured, golden humerus earrings along with a plunge-back LBD, studded pumps, and a braided metallic belt, you'll look like you stepped off the runway, not out of the anatomy lab. We promise, you won't need an X-ray to see how stylish these playful earrings are - and that's no joke!