The first step to sophistication is showing up to your day looking chic in these vegan faux patent loafers. The second step is expanding your vocabulary to using words that are much more awesome - or rather, advanced! While these vanilla-mint flats may not be florid, they do have a sense of "jeunesse dorée," which when spoken while wearing tailored trousers, a clean blouse, and a classy watch, no one will question the occasional slip of the tongue when you find something to be "totally cool!"