If your cell phone is ringing off the hook, you wouldn't know it, 'cause you left it at home as you departed for your local version of a safari! Geared up in these burlap-colored expedition boots, olive cargo skinnies, and a brown button-down tunic to match the heels and crisscross buckled straps that wrap around your ankles, you set out on the solo off-roading adventure of a lifetime. Upon your return, you step one of these inside-zip boots out of your car and rub a vegan faux leather toe cap on the leg of your pants, only to look up and find all your friends awaiting your return. "Hey," you say as you shrug, "if you had faux fur-lined trekking boots like these, you'd disappear from time to time, too!"