Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, may we have your attention please! Before you, you'll see what appears to be a simple white cube with a light wood grain - don't clap yet. We'll show you several angles. Nothing conspicuous about it, is there? Very good. Now, please clap - just once will do! Aha! The time has appeared in glowing red digital numbers! See it shining magically though the side? Fantastic! See if you can be one of the lucky few to get this awe-inspiring, clap-on alarm clock before it disappears!