Your hands! They are soiled from sifting through the sands of time during these days of your life. You've got to do something quickly before anyone finds out your dirty little secret. Oh, what dastardly things they will say if they discover the guilt-ridden grime beneath your fingernails! Get the grit out fast with...with...SOAP! Yes, simply pick up a bar from this handsome devil of a dish featuring a dramatic statement of "WASH" on an old, weathered sign set cinematically against a sky of blue, then lather, rinse, and repeat until you feel the calm of cleanliness washing over you.