In Closet Confidential: Style Secrets Learned the Hard Way, author Winona Dimeo-Ediger wins us over with her self-deprecating wit, bargain savvy, and astute sense of style. All of this fashion goodness, complete with hilarious accounts of Ediger's personal style disasters, is crammed into a purse-sized paperback with 168 glorious pages of text and color illustrations. Divided into twelve chapters, Closet Confidential includes humorous-yet-helpful charts and graphs, including "Maslow's Hierarchy of Jeans" and the handy "Clip-out Guide to Wine and Hosiery." Some of our favorite features are the "A-to-Z Guide To All Things Shoe," "Einstein's Theory of Handbag Relativity," and "The T-shirt Test: Ironic or Just Lame?" Most poignantly, over the course of the book, Ediger demonstrates that fashion "can -and should- be fun, funny, and accessible to every woman, regardless of budget or body type." Closet Confidential, where have you been all our lives?