Delivered on Foot Socks

As you sit in your room wearing these true-blue, spicy-red-trimmed knee socks, you build up the nerve to pen a letter to your favorite local band and write that their lyrics have changed your life. You’re thinking that maybe, if you’re lucky, seeing flattering words scribed by a lovely lady will pique the bass player’s interest in you. So, with a deep breath and a coincidental heart-and-love-letter pattern swirling around your socks, you slide your black riding boots on under... More

As you sit in your room wearing these true-blue, spicy-red-trimmed knee socks, you build up the nerve to pen a letter to your favorite local band and write that their lyrics have changed your life. You’re thinking that maybe, if you’re lucky, seeing flattering words scribed by a lovely lady will pique the bass player’s interest in you. So, with a deep breath and a coincidental heart-and-love-letter pattern swirling around your socks, you slide your black riding boots on under a pair of high-waisted shorts, a leopard-print, sleeveless blouse, and a wide scarf, and set out. Humming the band's latest hit, you make the trek toward their apartment, step up to the door, and give a confident knock!