Heroine of the Cinch-ury Shorts

In these shorts, you’ll feel quite capable of vanquishing any dragon - particularly those which are harbingers of bad style. Their unique paper bag waist provides a literal twist to the average grey shorts, and a drawstring makes for an adjustable and appealing bow. Side pockets provide space for magic potions, gold coins, and secret maps. Tuck a plaid blouse or T-shirt in for maximum exposure of the excellent waist, and you’ll be the heroine of every sort of adventure!

In these shorts, you’ll feel quite capable of vanquishing any dragon - particularly those which are harbingers of bad style. Their unique paper bag waist provides a literal twist to the average grey shorts, and a drawstring makes for an adjustable and appealing bow. Side pockets provide space for magic potions, gold coins, and secret maps. Tuck a plaid blouse or T-shirt in for maximum exposure of the excellent waist, and you’ll be the heroine of every sort of adventure!