Words Can't Express Heel in Red

Do you feel what I felt when I first saw these Irregular Choice shoes? Because I'm having a hard time deciding how to describe it. How can I explain the torrential waves of delight that knocked me down the minute I opened their box? I can't. In fact, I don't know why I got hired as a writer, because when I saw these shoes, these wild, fun, dangerously fabulous shoes - the sure deity of all footwear - I couldn't figure out how to describe them. Would it be enough to talk about the scalloped qui... More

Do you feel what I felt when I first saw these Irregular Choice shoes? Because I'm having a hard time deciding how to describe it. How can I explain the torrential waves of delight that knocked me down the minute I opened their box? I can't. In fact, I don't know why I got hired as a writer, because when I saw these shoes, these wild, fun, dangerously fabulous shoes - the sure deity of all footwear - I couldn't figure out how to describe them. Would it be enough to talk about the scalloped quilting on their rich crimson body? Would it suffice to say that 'the crazy flower upon its heel, whose every petal features a different fabric, is to die for?' Or would you, dear reader, understand their incredibleness if I lectured about their matching wooden base and the lamé magenta shape that cuts across their heel? I don't know! So here I am, at a loss for words. One thing I can tell you, though, is that I'm snapping up these fearsome heels the minute they go on the site. I'm snapping them up, and I'm going to wear them a thousand different ways. And, I'm betting you'll want to do the same. Because, trust me - when you see these heels for yourself, you'll be just as blown away as I am! - Hannah, Fashion Writer