Hey! Hey you! Wake up! We're going to show you the best necklace ever! It's silvery and made of sweets and joy and joyness! It has an oval pendant. Yes! An oval pendant and a dainty chain! And, there's a bas-relief of a unicorn with wavy, wavy hair on the pendant! It's like a magical symbol of hope and wonder! If you're going on an adventure, maybe to Candy Mountain, you should wear it! Yes, you should! Wear it with a banana-colored skirt, a snowman-colored top, and choo choo shoes! Lalalala! Hurrah!