Sharkest Tool in the Kitchen Peeler

I always tell people that if I were to decorate a home, it would be crazy. Something like Dr. Seuss meets Salvador Dali - funny, surreal, colorful, and wacky. I'd decorate my dressers with faces, painting their knobs as eyes. I'd have a walk-in closet that doubles as a ball pit. I'd have musical stairs and a vacuum disguised as movie popcorn. And, in my kitchen, I'd have these shark-shaped peelers. With a peeling blade stuck between his wide, toothy jaws, a deer in the headlights-... More

I always tell people that if I were to decorate a home, it would be crazy. Something like Dr. Seuss meets Salvador Dali - funny, surreal, colorful, and wacky. I'd decorate my dressers with faces, painting their knobs as eyes. I'd have a walk-in closet that doubles as a ball pit. I'd have musical stairs and a vacuum disguised as movie popcorn. And, in my kitchen, I'd have these shark-shaped peelers. With a peeling blade stuck between his wide, toothy jaws, a deer in the headlights-style eye staring out, and a dorsal fin poking up from his top, this peeler would surely be the most brilliant utensil in my kitchen. The savvy prowess with which he'd peel my veggies would always make me proud, and his whimsical design would never fail to make me smile. So, which one would I choose, you wonder? The saffron yellow, the hot pepper red, the lime green, or the gumball glue? Well, I wouldn't be able to choose. I'd have to have them all! And since the shark that swims into one's order is a randomly selected, I'd have to keep getting peelers until all four colors floated happily together in my silverware drawer. With a whole school of sharks drifting about my kitchen, my home would definitely make the dean's list of dwellings! - Hannah, Fashion Writer

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