Don't Mansion It Dress

For your architect sister's birthday, you scheduled a tour through your town's most rumored-about estate. Browsing through restored rooms in this dusty blue dress, your sis spots a diamond-patterned mosaic floor that is strikingly similar to the pattern on your dress! You set out to find more similarities, noticing thick curtains that are box-pleated like the skirt of this frock, and buttons on upholstered chairs that remarkably resemble those decoratively buttoning the panel along the skirt o... More

For your architect sister's birthday, you scheduled a tour through your town's most rumored-about estate. Browsing through restored rooms in this dusty blue dress, your sis spots a diamond-patterned mosaic floor that is strikingly similar to the pattern on your dress! You set out to find more similarities, noticing thick curtains that are box-pleated like the skirt of this frock, and buttons on upholstered chairs that remarkably resemble those decoratively buttoning the panel along the skirt of this frock's waist! As your black stockings and smokey grey flats disappear in the shadows that line the foyer you exit through, your sister puts her hand on the back zip of your matte silky dress thanking you incessantly for taking her on the most exciting house tour to date! "No problem," you respond coolly, as if the outfit were planned.