How to Become an Intellectual

If you’re reading this paragraph, you’re probably already quite astute - but this paperback book will provide beneficial tips on how to perfect those intellectual tendencies! With insightful suggestions on everything from how to arrange your workspace to suggest brilliance, to how to follow museums like others follow sports teams, this book will teach you to sharpen your wit without seeming pretentious. So grab a bowl of blueberries, or the steak that you recently learned to grill ... More

If you’re reading this paragraph, you’re probably already quite astute - but this paperback book will provide beneficial tips on how to perfect those intellectual tendencies! With insightful suggestions on everything from how to arrange your workspace to suggest brilliance, to how to follow museums like others follow sports teams, this book will teach you to sharpen your wit without seeming pretentious. So grab a bowl of blueberries, or the steak that you recently learned to grill to perfection, and settle in with these maxims to expand your ever-growing horizons!