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  • Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag
  • Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag
  • Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag
  • Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag
  • Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag
  • Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag
  • Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag

Safety Misinformation Toiletry Bag

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Like 98% of people, I never read the safety information card tucked into the seat back pockets of each friendly aircraft perusing the skies. Sure, the cabin crew may nicely ask us passengers to take a look at it, but let's face it, none of us can be fussed, can we? For my part, the book I'm reading at that instant knocks the intrigue of the safety information card to smithereens! Kapow! If these safety cards were more like the imitation one printed on this toiletry bag, however, they'd probably put up quite a good fight with my book. This case's mock safety card print has got all the fixings of something interesting - bright, unusual colors, cartoon-effect imagery, and unabashed silliness. Its symbols, such as the one telling me that I can indeed use my remote control car on the plane, and its nonsensical text, such as "Please stow all babies under your seat," would, if real, make safety information cards side-splittingly engaging. It's probably a long time before airlines start carrying information cards like these on board. Oh, well. For now, I'll just keep all my overnight necessities stowed securely in this facetious, spacious bag. A comb and hair ties in the zippered mesh pouch that velcros to the interior, toothbrush, contacts, and more beneath the zippered, velcroed top, needed-near-at-hand necessities in the exterior zippered pocket - everything safe, sound, and stylish! On my next flight, holding this case by its handy handle, I'll turn to my neighbor and strike up a farcical, plane etiquette conversation to kick the trip off to a humorous start. Do you think they'll mind if I drive my remote control car on their fold-out tray? - Hannah, Fashion Writer

Final Sale: This item cannot be returned or exchanged.

  • Man made materials.
  • Bag is approximately 5.25 inches tall, 10.25 inches long, and 4.5 inches deep. Removable pouch is approximately 4 inches wide by 8 inches long.
  • Dual-zipper top with velcro flap. Side zipper pocket with ID tag attached. Small removable zipper pouch attaches to inside of bag with velcro.
  • Imported

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